Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, you should read it as if I am returning to Mau from a brief holiday. Which, if you have forgotten, our 50th state is in Hawaii.
I am taking the family to Mau, because I have found super cheap airplanes, which, as you know some of you, is essentially the reason that I go anywhere.
“A cheaper air fare for Afghanistan? Where do I sign up? I am bringing my burqa so that Peski Taliban does not have any problem. ,
Okay, it’s a lie, even I have some standard, although they can be less. But when I saw Maura $ 123 roundtrip nonstop rent, I had to snatch them immediately. Some of you are wondering why I want to go to Mau, because they just had those destructive fire. But, see, here is: It is a famous fact that whenever there is a lot of presses about a natural disaster-or a really a disaster of any kind, including the journey of Kardashian, immediately cancels his reservation and changes his plans.
They do it regardless of whether their holidays would actually be influenced by disaster. In fact, for decades I have made a habit of buying aircraft tickets at any place suffering from disaster for six months, while the prices are low, knowing that things will be almost better by then, and locals will be happy to welcome my tourism dollar.
In the case of Mau, while there the terrible fire was destructive and essentially turned the attractive city of Lahina into a pile of cinders, the rest of the island was untouched. So the most famous attractions, such as The Road to Hana, Halkala Volcano and such were still there and were waiting to find out.
When Hawaiian Airlines offered this $ 123 Airfare to bring people back to the island. And I was happy to be one of them. Because, you see, I never went to air.
It always makes people laugh, because they know that I am a Nonsstop Adi Maniyak Yatra Drug addicts. So how could I remember Hawaii for all these years?
Simple, really. When I was a teenager, our family was sent to Puerto Rico based on an US Air Force, where my father was posted for three years. If you have a geography sketch, Puerto Rico Caribbean has an American region. Our mission on the base was to keep a fleet of B -52 bombers warm and ready, just if they had to fly early and bomb in Cuba. Even our high school football team was called bombers.
So, when I went back to California, I felt that I had created a tropical island and I was ready for other adventures, such as being humiliated by rude Parisians for the crime of being lost in Paris and after going to commando in Thailand, I forgot to pack my underwear.
However, my children had other views. When he went back to school after any break, the teacher always asked the students what he did on his leave.
One after the other, each student stood up and said, “We went to Mau.” “My parents took us to Mau.” “We went to snorkeling on mau.”
And my children will move on their seats and will do “Egypt”. We went to Egypt, “hoping that no one can hear without their response.
In fact, the only place they ever wanted to go was Mauh. So now we are leaving, because at one time we have reached the rare Nexus of cheap air fare, everyone is able to work at the same time (which never happens) and the entire clan is not being threatened with threatening to stay in the house because they are crazy on someone else.
Now what I did not expect after purchasing those miraculously cheap air fares is that finding a place to live was going to spend more than my entire college education. seriously. Is not doing this.
Holy Moli, that island is expensive. I have already told everyone not to expect to eat for four days because I cannot eat. We can all stand to lose a few pounds, so we will consider it just like a thick farm.
I sprinkled a whale watch, as it is revealed that we will reach there when the humpback whale will come down from the Arctic Circle to come down from the coast of Maui to give birth and birth. I think the whale also looks romantic.
I had a countless time to see the gray whale there, but this will be my first view of a humpback nursery and I am excited about it.
I rented a Kondo from the beach and bringing a book to read. Yes, we are bringing our grandson, Floid, who is now 10 months old and is a great traveler, obviously thank you for my tutling. He does not even cry on the aircraft, because he knows that we are somewhere exciting. The child has already been in more places than being in the first 10 years of his life.
I asked my daughter, Floid’s mother to see the film “Aunty Mam”, what kind of grandmother I intend. Hopefully, by the time you read it, he would have seen his first whale.
I will tell you how it goes.